i don't blog for a million years, now i can't shut up.

Sometimes I just start to miss random things. Like when I hear a certain song, or drive by a certain street, or even eat certain foods. It isn't like I'm not going to have good memories of now... it's just that when you're younger everything seems so epic and awesome that you kind of wish, later on, that you could rewind and replay.

Or maybe that's just me being overly sentimental and retarded. But seriously, a lot of really funny shit happened to me in my 20s. Maybe I should write a book about it. Or someone could make a movie. That's probably more appropriate because I have a super short attention span.

Whatever. I'm going to go listen to some Rush now.

the list of random things that didn't make it onto facebook.

1) I simply cannot be friends with anyone who has really bad hair extensions.

2) If asked to give up either meat or cheese, I would pick meat. Even though I'm lactose intolerant.

3) I'm not even remotely interested in celebrity gossip, so I can't understand why so many people are.

4) I don't care how many people tell me to watch that Brad Pitt movie where he ages backwards because it's sooo good. It's three goddamned hours long, which means it's three hours of my life that I will end up lamenting for having spent them in a movie theater.

5) People think I'm impressed by stories of them meeting someone famous. Guess what, I'm not.

6) I don't really get Rockabilly kids. I mean, yeah, they look great... but what's with the pining over not having lived in the 40s? All I can come up with when I think about the 40s is repressed housewives and racial segregation.

7) While I don't enjoy the initial stage of moving, I always like having a brand new place to live in once it's over and done with.

8) I'm baffled by the fact that most people will do anything that is asked of them without question. Um... isn't it sometimes good to know 'why'? I'm just saying...

9) I almost never laugh at the parts in films where practically the entire audience is killing themselves laughing. I guess I just prefer subtle humor.

10) I sometimes suspect that most women have babies because they feel obliged to do so.

11) I think that being a musician saved my life more than a few times.

12) I do think there is a certain point in one's life that they have to 'make it big' by, or it isn't ever going to happen. I hit that point many, many years ago.

13) My relatives sent my brother a birthday card this year... but never sent me one. The funny thing about that is that I'm the one who always flies out to visit them and shit, not him. I'm related to fucking assholes is what.

14) I happen to know that the name of the character 'Mugatu' from Zoolander was taken from an original Star Trek episode. Nerdy much?

15) I miss being 23 more than I miss being any other age.

ridiculous.

I'm mostly too lazy to update this blog... and also I'm old and mostly too boring. So, sorry if it seems there is something like a million years between posts.

I really don't like my next door neighbors. To be honest, I've never really had ANY neighbors I've liked. They're either too loud, too weird, too something. Did I ever tell you about that time when I lived in this one apartment and across the hall was this couple... anyway, he totally used to beat her. And I called the cops on him a lot. He was a moron, though, and never even suspected it was me. Then another time, I lived next to these people who would ALWAYS cook with peanut oil (um, they were Chinese, if you didn't already suspect that), and everybody knows that peanut oil causes a lot of smoke, so you have to open the windows while you're cooking or else it sets of the smoke alarm. The smoke alarm would go off all the fucking time. Then I lived next to crackheads another time. Crackheads with a hot tub in the back yard. And they would come home from work at 3 in the morning and sit in their crackhead soup tub being loud and smoking crack.

Having neighbors really blows.

whoops, holy blog neglect.

Oh, hey. Looks like I haven't been on here in over a month.
I went to Dubai during the holidays, here are a few pics.