... I almost forgot I had this blog, since I've been posting to my other one a lot more often (no, I won't link it... figure it out yourself).
Today I'm busy being a jackass, because I woke up and decided that being nice is super boring. Guess what? Being an asshole is really, really fun!
Today I:
1) Didn't hold the door for anybody (nobody holds it for me ever, so it's only fair!)
2) Splashed some guy in the mall parking lot at lunch time with my car, and he flipped me the bird (well, here's the thing, he was walking IN THE MIDDLE of the road, so it was completely his fault)
3) Show parked my car in the staff parking lot. Hey, it's not my fault I work with dickheads who still haven't been able to figure out that one parking stall doesn't, in fact, equal four sets of yellow lines. An eye for an eye; who cares if the whole world goes blind? We probably deserve it.
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This is comedy...
Well... not always, but at least sometimes.
And while a lot of what I write 'sometimes' is true, tons of it is meant purely to be funny. 'Cause life is funny. And sometimes stupid and frustrating. But mostly funny.
Although at times I may seem somewhat crass and unrefined, that's not the whole package. I have a broad range of interests, and quite a bit of knowledge about stuff you wouldn't expect (yes, I KNOW who Frank Lloyd Wright is, thanks)... go through my links if you don't buy it. I believe that how you dress is just as important as the things you say to peoples' faces. This blog is kind of like my alter ego; the things I won't always say out loud because I wasn't born in a barn... but trust me, I'm always thinking them.
That said, you don't have to read this if you don't want to. In fact, you don't HAVE to do anything.
And while a lot of what I write 'sometimes' is true, tons of it is meant purely to be funny. 'Cause life is funny. And sometimes stupid and frustrating. But mostly funny.
Although at times I may seem somewhat crass and unrefined, that's not the whole package. I have a broad range of interests, and quite a bit of knowledge about stuff you wouldn't expect (yes, I KNOW who Frank Lloyd Wright is, thanks)... go through my links if you don't buy it. I believe that how you dress is just as important as the things you say to peoples' faces. This blog is kind of like my alter ego; the things I won't always say out loud because I wasn't born in a barn... but trust me, I'm always thinking them.
That said, you don't have to read this if you don't want to. In fact, you don't HAVE to do anything.
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