"Well, anything's better than being a Packers fan."
"What the hell does that mean? What's wrong with the Packers?"
"I didn't say anything was wrong with the Packers... I said the FANS."
"Yeah, and what's wrong with the fans?"
"Well... you guys wear CHEESE on your heads. Cheese. Are you fucking kidding me? What IS that? Who DOES that?"
"I have nothing more to say to you."
"Um, yeah, no kidding."
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This is comedy...
Well... not always, but at least sometimes.
And while a lot of what I write 'sometimes' is true, tons of it is meant purely to be funny. 'Cause life is funny. And sometimes stupid and frustrating. But mostly funny.
Although at times I may seem somewhat crass and unrefined, that's not the whole package. I have a broad range of interests, and quite a bit of knowledge about stuff you wouldn't expect (yes, I KNOW who Frank Lloyd Wright is, thanks)... go through my links if you don't buy it. I believe that how you dress is just as important as the things you say to peoples' faces. This blog is kind of like my alter ego; the things I won't always say out loud because I wasn't born in a barn... but trust me, I'm always thinking them.
That said, you don't have to read this if you don't want to. In fact, you don't HAVE to do anything.
And while a lot of what I write 'sometimes' is true, tons of it is meant purely to be funny. 'Cause life is funny. And sometimes stupid and frustrating. But mostly funny.
Although at times I may seem somewhat crass and unrefined, that's not the whole package. I have a broad range of interests, and quite a bit of knowledge about stuff you wouldn't expect (yes, I KNOW who Frank Lloyd Wright is, thanks)... go through my links if you don't buy it. I believe that how you dress is just as important as the things you say to peoples' faces. This blog is kind of like my alter ego; the things I won't always say out loud because I wasn't born in a barn... but trust me, I'm always thinking them.
That said, you don't have to read this if you don't want to. In fact, you don't HAVE to do anything.
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